Love in a Plain Brown Envelope is my monthly column in Exotic magazine. I usually stick to personal narrative essays but sometimes experiment with automatic writing and stream of consciousness.

For your reading pleasure, please use the drop-menu under this tab because my column pages are revised and in text format there.

If you can’t be bothered, below are links to some of this column published in Exotic magazine, on their site, in JPG format. I’m not updating the links here anymore, so please visit the drop-down menu under Love in a Plain Brown Envelope on this website if you want to see the latest essays.

May 2017: Cry, Baby, Cry

April 2017: Ca$h Me Ousside, Literally

March 2017: A Hate/Love Letter to Florida

January 2017: The Phallusy of Brospeak

December 2016: Thank You, I Quit

October 2016: The Piss Test (page 1 & page 2)

September 2016: Back to Pole School (page 1 & page 2)